On many occasions we lack the
complete information about vital things. I’ve found this to be true when making
well thought out investments that will determine important results for the near
future. Sometimes we take for granted certain decisions that in the end prove
damaging and costly. In general, I’ve tried to learn the hard task of patients(but
yet rushing), observation(but yet visionless), and evaluation(but yet guessing)
because by doing so, I can lessen headaches and increase wealth throughout
those small to even larger choices that come with this thing we call life!
Nowadays the internet market is
the most simple, fast, and convenient way to shop. In so many circumstances,
consumers benefit by the “click of a mouse” instead of the turning of the key
in the ignition (when gas prices are outrageous), physically shopping (I could
be something else with my time), and bargain searching (unless you have a
wholesale membership). However it’s nothing worse than to be anticipating your
brand new whatever from the mail carrier only to receive it damaged because of
the lack of careful packaging procedures by the vendor. Maybe you as an
individual are seeking to mail a present or something important, the brutal
tossing, moving, and stacking procedures during shipment transit are completely
unbiased to no one! Therefore it’s important that we now interrogate Shipping Mailers and put them
under the microscope to see if they’re the best option for the delivery task or
if they’re worthy of the indictment against packaging materials in general! Now
if you would, roll up your sleeves, fold those arms, and help me intently stare
into the ability of the shipping mailers and discover the full truth about
their actions in regards to delivery method integrity. We’re going to identify
the lineup and determine if the Shipping Mailer is an accomplice in the
accusations against Terrible Shipping
Methods.
Question 1- Who are you?
First of all I don’t appreciate
you dragging me into these accusations and secondly the press has
sensationalized this story by including me in it, but I will state my case
because I’m innocent of any presumed charges against Terrible Shipping Methods! Okay first off I come from a long historic
rich tradition of packaging ancestors and I currently continue to carry out the
original purpose that our creator’s envisioned. I am many, and I have unique
purposes. I am defined by multiple names (or aliases) such as Kraft Bubble Mailers, Poly Bubble Mailers, Poly Mailers, Clearview Mailers, Returnable Mailers, and the
sexist of us all Glamour Bubble
Mailers. We are not like the pricey box, or the non-conforming stiff
card board envelope, or lastly the frail fragile paper envelope! We are the
most cost efficient, moisture rain and dust protecting, easy to identify, set
apart, mistake amending delivery method there is!
Question 2- What do you do?
Before I answer you may I have a
cup of coffee please (extra cream while you’re at it officer). I’m not to be at
all associated with the guilt of other poor delivery resources and how they
terribly perform. In many ways I’m valuable because I provide multiple options
for the individual or company to gain the most beneficial result for themselves
and their receivers. I’m highly trust worthy, but besides that I’m much liked
because I save people money, enhance shipping performance techniques, and I’m
easy to use. I protect small shipments like books, pictures, documents, cd/dvd’s
and many others with my Poly Mailers. I protect fragile items with my Kraft
Bubble and Poly Bubble Mailers. I keep items fresh, new, and secure like the
way they’re supposed to be. I’m great for promotional use and marketing advertisements
with my Clearview mailers. I add spice, visual eye candy, and also positive
attention with my Glamour Bubble Mailer. Lastly I clean up mistakes,
misunderstandings, and bring harmony to business relationships with my
Returnable Poly Mailer.
Question 3- Where were you?
Hold on a minute officer! You
didn’t offer me any doughnuts may I have one please, thanks now I’ll be glad to
answer your question (umm good). You can find me easily on many websites via
the internet or on social media sites too. Now since there are bootleggers and
imposters today, you must be careful that you don’t buy an imitator. To safely
find me I suggest you request a sample to avoid any scam artists. Those frauds
have sealing issues, tear issues, edge breakage problems, and are surprisingly
sold for high prices. I’m always available in bulk amounts arriving swift so
that the consumer can stay ahead of their competitors.
Question 4- When to use you?
Okay lets be quick I’m getting
tired and this interrogation is pointless! Use me anytime I’m very great for
storage purposes. Let’s say you want to protect precious paperwork,
memorabilia, photos, baseball cards, coins, etc. I’m a great solution for all
of that. I’ll help you maintain organization within your basement, garage, and attic
because I’m flexible!
Last Question- Why should I believe you?
Okay I see that you’ve saved the
big one for last aha! Check my trail, retrace my steps, and view the stats
officer. Unless you want to pay more for boxes(oh by the way you’ll need to
purchase tape to seal them) and go through the hustle and bustle of finding the
best deal on them(plus consider the fact it destroys your profit because they
weigh more and take up more space) go right ahead.Those cheap scape envelopes
are going to fail you in performance standards because they don’t protect
squash and also financially you’ll lose simply because your customer will get
fed up from receiving damaged goods. Oh less not rule out that wonderful
surprise gift you want to send. So much for that, you’ll cause more headache
than pleasure when your loved one receives the dismantled gift (bummer). Need I
say more? Okay I thought so! Enjoy your evening officer I’m headed back to work
after I clear my name with those anxious reporters outside waiting on me.
Conclusion
Well there you have it, case closed,
no need for indicting Shipping Mailers, they‘re cleared of all possible charges
in the case against Terrible Shipping Methods.
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delivery and storage techniques while saving you money, try Shipping Mailers
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